So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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