Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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