I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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