There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
