At least make sure they are 18
Why
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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