so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize