Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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