You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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