did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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