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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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