Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Your cock deserves a montage
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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