Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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