he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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