Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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