His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
