it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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