absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
