Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
