I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Enjoy the penises
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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