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(239): View more from Florida

R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs

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(585): View more from New York

He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.

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(212): View more from New York

ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?

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this is Aaron, hi

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(951): View more from California

I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved

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(606): View more from Kentucky

If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night

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(786): View more from Florida

I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?

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