wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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