People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
organizing the empties. That sober.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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