the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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