My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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