A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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