If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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