fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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