Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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