he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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