im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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