So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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