This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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