Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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