Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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