windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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