I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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