Do you still have your period?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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