I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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