I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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