OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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