in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sorry my hands just texted you
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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