have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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