I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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