You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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