Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
