She is in my trunk
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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