"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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