New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I didn't notice because vodka
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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