Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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