So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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