is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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