i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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