Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
its liver damage thursday
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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